The Hard Rock Hotel

This luxury 5-star hotel is a known celebrity playground with a rock and roll theme. You can order a guitar to your room from the Fender menu and entertain/irritate your partner for hours.

There are excellent ocean view and white sand beaches to explore.

The all-inclusive package will serve all your wining, dining and entertainment needs. There are nightly shows and lots of bars and restaurants to choose from.

This hotel is far from subtle but it's loads of fun.